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1)If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

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2)If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'??

What do you think?

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+1 The mind boggles >:) – Vesuvius Nov 26 at 2:49

closed as not a real question by Barry Allen♦♦ May 29 at 7:28

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I think you'll find one or two answers to this at these locations ;)

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Hmm, I didn't realize that this was an old joke. :( – Vesuvius Nov 26 at 18:44
very good, you are indeed a very intelligent individual. – Goodisevil Nov 26 at 19:13
Not that intelligent I'm afraid - someone sent it to me a few years back – Stingray Nov 26 at 20:58

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